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Statements Quote #1

Age only matters if you are a cheese.
Anonymous

Statements Quote #2

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #3

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
Anonymous
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Statements Quote #5

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
Anonymous
Statements Quote #6

I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #7

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
Anonymous
Statements Quote #8

I just ate some garlic, so I can't talk.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #9

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #10

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #11

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #12

If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #13

If you want a good golf swing adjust the nut at the other end of the club!
Grant McKay
Statements Quote #14

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #15

It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #16

It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #17

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #18

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
Dave Barry
Statements Quote #19

Money doesn't make happiness, it buys it already made.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #20

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Statements Quote #21

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #22

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Anonymous
Statements Quote #23

The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck
Statements Quote #25

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix
Statements Quote #26

The only way to know if the glass is half empty or half full is to measure it really accurately, like with a laser.
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Statements Quote #27

Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
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Statements Quote #28

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
Anonymous
Statements Quote #29

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Statements Quote #30

When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Anonymous

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