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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Anonymous
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Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Anonymous
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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Anonymous
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave Barry
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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
Ronnie Shakes
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Anonymous
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I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Anonymous
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I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Socrates
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I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
Anonymous
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I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Anonymous
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I'm sorry officer but I can't stop speeding... the earth is spinning way over the speed limit in this zone.
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If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
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If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
Anonymous
Know Quote #16

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
Anonymous
Know Quote #17

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Anonymous
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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
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Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!
Anonymous
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Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.
Anonymous
Know Quote #22

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Anonymous
Know Quote #23

The only way to know if the glass is half empty or half full is to measure it really accurately, like with a laser.
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Know Quote #24

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
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This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.
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Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
Anonymous
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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Anonymous
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Anonymous
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Whomever tries to drown their sorrows by drinking should know one thing: they know how to swim!
Anonymous
Know Quote #30

You already know something you don't even know that you know.
Dr. Milton Erickson

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