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Never Quote #1

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
Anonymous

Never Quote #2

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
Anonymous
Never Quote #3

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Anonymous
Never Quote #4

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen
Never Quote #5

Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
Salvador Dali
Never Quote #6

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Anonymous
Never Quote #7

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
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Never Quote #8

I can't wait for that to never happen.
Anonymous
Never Quote #9

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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Never Quote #10

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..
Anonymous
Never Quote #11

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz
Never Quote #12

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Dave Barry
Never Quote #13

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
Al Bundy TV Show Married with Children
Never Quote #14

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
Never Quote #15

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
Anonymous
Never Quote #16

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
Anonymous
Never Quote #17

My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
Anonymous
Never Quote #18

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
Never Quote #19

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
Never Quote #20

Never moon a werewolf.
Mike Binder
Never Quote #21

Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
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Never Quote #22

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
John Peer
Never Quote #23

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Anonymous
Never Quote #24

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Anonymous
Never Quote #25

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dave Barry
Never Quote #26

Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
Anonymous
Never Quote #27

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Anonymous
Never Quote #28

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
Never Quote #29

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
Never Quote #30

You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy Murphy's Law

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