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Funny Moments Quote #1

A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
Anonymous

Funny Moments Quote #2

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
Funny Moments Quote #3

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #4

For 2014 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #5

For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #6

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'
Henny Youngman
Funny Moments Quote #7

Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
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Funny Moments Quote #8

Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #9

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
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Funny Moments Quote #10

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #11

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #12

I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked!'
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Funny Moments Quote #13

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #14

I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
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Funny Moments Quote #15

I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one.
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Funny Moments Quote #16

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .
Frank Zappa
Funny Moments Quote #17

I'm copying, my friend is copying, everyone is copying each other,... so what time is it? Exam time!
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #18

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #19

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #20

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #21

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #22

Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #23

Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #24

So much for trusting the Mayan Calendar. New Year resolution: Use my cell phone calendar! Happy new year 2013!
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #25

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #26

Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
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Funny Moments Quote #27

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #28

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
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Funny Moments Quote #29

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Anonymous
Funny Moments Quote #30

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Anonymous

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