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Things To Do Quote #1

***Don?t dream about something you don?t really need. When your dream will come true what you will do with that?
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Things To Do Quote #2

***Don?t give anybody a vain hope you have never meant to fulfill. It hurts.
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***If you don?t know what to say better say nothing. Because you may regret of your words but you will hardly regret of your silence.
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Things To Do Quote #4

I love puddle jumping and rain
dancing :) What about you?
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Things To Do Quote #5

?Middle age is when you?re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn?t for you.?
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?What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.?
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Things To Do Quote #7

0nce there was a fight between me and a tiger...
I ran away. Y0u kn0w because 0nly 1411 are left, Save Tigers. 0therwise y0u kn0w me.
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Things To Do Quote #8

1 Have a fork fight with yourself and claim that the winning hand cheated and defiled your house?s honor.

2 Grab a highlighter from one of your friends and, in your best English accent, shout out, ?Oh Highlighter, I beseech you!??That one was the Mrs.?

3 Pretend to be frightened by electricity.

4 Spontaneously shout out ?Wanted!? from Bon Jovi?s Dead or Alive song.

5 Claim to be building a secret army of bastard and/or inbred children to lead to world domination.

6 Try to convince as many people as you can that you actually parted the Red Sea and that Moses just had a better PR agent than you did.

7 Constantly, and consistently, tell your friend that you want him dead.

8 Dance without music.

9 Spend an entire day pretending to be either Murdock or Mr. T from the A-Team''choose whichever is least appropriate to your race.

10 When someone says something you don?t like, look them straight in the eyes and say, ?We don?t like that.?

11 When your friends piss you off, politely remind them that you?re the star of this television show and they can be written off at any time.

12 Hold your head in pain until someone asks you wants wrong and then say, ?My temple has no followers.?

13 Say aloud, everything that you do as you're doing it. During sex, do the same, but refer to yourself as BlueBerry.

14 For no discernible reason, blurt out that life was much better before they invented women.

15 Pick random times during the day to announce that reindeers aren't real.

16 In the middle of a crowded street bust out doing the ?Time Warp? from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and see who joins in.

17 While at a restaurant, casually say ?Trip the waiter,? as he walks by.

18 Argue with your friends that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was actually a love story?it helps if you have good examples.

19 While watching television, suddenly scream, ?Get those people out of that box!?

20 Walk through a hospital humming, ?Another One Bites the Dust.? For added effect, do this on an ICU floor.

21 Laugh really loud every time someone says the word pumpkin.

22 Every time you kill a fly or roach, shout out, ?Such is the fate of all who oppose my reign!?

23 When someone explains something to you, stare at them seriously and ask "What does that have to do with syrup?"

24 Try to convince everyone you know that you have an evil twin brother and blame him for every bad thing you do. Or?if you happen to have a twin brother, convince everyone that you?re the same person.
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Things To Do Quote #9

1. Take lots of deep breaths and listen to the sound of your own breathing.
2. Play music. *
3. Rearrange the furniture in your room.
4. Reread your favorite book.
5. Look at the stars.
6. Exercise.
7. Clean something.
8. Make a list of all the things that stress you out.
9. Rent a movie.
10. Make up stories (in your head) about strangers. *
11. Say a prayer. *
12. Record a funny message on your message machine.
13. Write a poem. *
14. Sing a song. *
15. Learn to do something new.
16. Burn incense.
17. Light a candle for someone you miss.
18. Plan a party. *
19. Take a nap.
20. Paint a picture. *
21. Teach your pet a trick.
22. Plant something.
23. Bake brownies - or try.
24. Cry.
25. Take a bath with your clothes on.
26. Beat up your pillow.
27. Meditate.
28. Look at old photographs. *
29. Go into a sealed room and scream.
30. Restyle your hair.
31. Make funny faces in the mirror. *
32. Play a sport.
33. Drink a cup of tea.
34. Drink a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
35. Destroy something. *
36. Fix something - possibly the thing you destroyed. *
37. Take a hike. *
38. Give yourself a good talking to. *
39. Don't talk for the whole day.
40. Climb a tree. *
41. Write a letter to someone you're mad at (but don't send it!).
42. Dance. *
43. Plan a trip, even if you can't really take one. *
44. Eat something for the first time.
45. Learn to do something new on the computer. *
46. Practice belching.
47. Eat something yummy.
48. Buy new underwear.
49. Try role playing. *
50. Practice kissing, one your own hand.
51. Wear something you never wear.
52. Smell flowers.
53. Daydream. *
54. Walk in the rain. *
55. Try to figure out how many grains there are in a quarter of sand.
56. Read a story out loud. *
57. Go to a movie. *
58. Work on your collection on whatever it is you collect.
59. Throw out something you don't use anymore.
60. Go to a museum. *
61. Make a comic book. *
62. Make a tape/cd of your favorite song(s).
63. Learn to play the harmonica.
64. Learn some words in a foreign language. *
65. Memorize the phone numbers you call most often.
66. Whistle. *
67. Do tomorrow's homework. *
68. Learn to juggle.
69. Practice telling jokes.
70. Learn something about your ancestors.
71. Stand on your head.
72. Visit a playground and go on the swings. *
73. Write a love letter (send it if brave enough). *(didnotsend)
74. Watch a ball game. *
75. Practice writing with your other hand. *
76. Make animal noises. *(*blushes*)
77. Skate. *
78. Visualize your perfect place. *
79. Blow bubbles. *
80. Go to the library. *
81. Take a ride on the bus.
82. Line your drawers with weird rapping paper.
83. Write a letter to your congressperson expressing a political opinion.
84. Read about a religion you know very little about. *
85. Go through your baby things and reminisce.
86. Update your address book.
87. Explore the jungle under your bed.
88. Ride your bike. *
89. Ponder the universe. *
90. Read the newspaper. *
91. Play solitaire.
92. Fly a kite.
93. Make a collage.
94. Go jogging. *
95. Make a list about all the great things about yourself, if you don't know any, make them up!
96. Play scrabble and be all the players.
97. Write a letter to your future children and explain to then about yourself. *
98. Enter a contest.
99. Teach yourself sign-language.
100. Make a list of 100 things to do when you get bored. *
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Things To Do Quote #10

10 Things 2 Do At Stores 2 Make People Think You're Crazy:
1.Go around and ask people if they want to pet your 'hamster'.
2.Talk to the eggs about where they came from.
3.Break out in song and dance.
4.Yell at people 4 stealing your cart.
5.Mess with customer service...alot.
6.Start doing the moonwalk.
7.Ask people how their diet is going.
8.Take out all the frozen food, and say "You're free young ones!"
9.Lick the floor.
10.Follow people out to their cars and help them put their groceries in their car.
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10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE!
Body: One
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 1,000 friends,
are you serious?
You don't know half of them.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
Appearently they don't want you on there.
ITS MYSPACE.
NOT YOURSPACE.

SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!!!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here. Stop being fake ass b**ches too.
And Parents quit blaming myspace for your kid being
a hooker, she was a hooker before
myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
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Things To Do Quote #12

10 Things to do to Annoy ur Siblings

1.Hide the tv remote control in their room. Laugh when your parents find it and blame it on them.
2.Every time they insult u, say, "I love u, too!!"
3.Take all their underwear and hide it somewhere that they will never find it.
4.Always bump into them whenever u see them.
5.Start yelling whenever they start talking.
6.Pretend that u r not listening to anything they say.
7.When they r asleep, draw a beard/mustache/unibrow/gotee on their face in PERMANENT marker.
8.Whenever they r talking to u, say, "Yeah," or "Yup," or "Really?" every few words they say.
9.Whenever they r talking to ur parents yell, "I DIDN'T DO IT!!!" and run away.
10.Yell to them in public, "I will NOT go to day care with u!!" (Only for older siblings)
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10 Ways To Earn Respect
1. Pick up the tab.

2. Refuse a slut (because self-respect is the most important form of respect).

3. Never blunt the bad news.

4. Stay sober even when no one will fault you for drinking.

5. Become what you always say you want to be.

6. Say no when no is the answer.

7. Be the first to apologize even if you are only partially at fault.

8. Risk being hated for doing the right thing.

9. Show patience for those who cant do what you can.

10. Appreciate appearance but compliment character.
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11 Annoying Things to do in a Public Pool

1)Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

2)Hit strangers with your flutter board.

3)Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.

4)Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".

5) Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.

6)Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

7)Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say, "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.

8)Hit strangers with your wet towel.

9)Throw people's things into the pool.

10)Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.

11)Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
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11 Things to do when you get bored

1. Sing as loud as you want

2. Write a song

3. Write a poem

4. Sleep as long as you want

5. Have a feast of whatever you like

6. Make a mess

7. Use all the toilet paper

8. Make a fuss

9. Have a tantrum

10. Have a massage

11. Write a: 11 things to do....
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Things To Do Quote #16

11 Tips to remember before sex:

1. Air condition the room.
2. Spray a romantic perfume.
3. Avoid noise.
4. Use quality condom.
5. Start slowly with a gental kiss and seducing touches.
6. Always prefer wet sex to reduce pain.
7. Have sex for atleast two hours.
8. Freshen up ur mouth before lip kissing.
9. Switch on some romantic music.
10. Have sex regularly for healthy living.
11. Return to your home after u had it.
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14 Annoying Things to do in a Movie Theatre

1) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

2) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

3) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

4) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

5) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

6) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

7) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

8) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

9) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

10) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

11) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

12) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

13) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

14) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
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15 THINGS TO DO AT CLAIRE'S

1) Scream when somebody walks in and say "OH-EM-GEE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!"

2) When they give you a basket, laugh and throw it at them and hide behind the earrings.

3) Drag your boyfriend in there and buy him a princess crown. Make him wear it out.

4) Ask to meet Claire

5) If you see a guy in there, point and laugh, asking if they're gay.

6) Pretend you work there by asking if people would like a free piercing.

7) Stand across the street and stare in.
If they start to freak out, put on a hockey mask.

8) Stand in the corner and play air guitar, singing Hannah Montana.

9) Drag your grandma in and ask them if they sell bikinis or bras.

10) Ask if they sell Pete Wentz in a can.

11) Ask where the produce section is.

12) Hide your dog in your bag, and then let it loose saying "No, not on the rug!!"

13) Lay face down on the floor and demand to see your lawyer.

14) Ask to rent one of the employees.

15) Headbang violently to the Jonas Brothers and Kelly Clarkson playing overhead. Then ask for Advil.
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20 Responses For Telemarketers

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.
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Things To Do Quote #20

25 reasons you know you have grown up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
And An extra one for fun!

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
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Things To Do Quote #21

258 Things To Do When You Are Bored

1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all
four feet.
4. Repeat above until failure.
5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
6. Sharpen your teeth.
7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
8. Braid your dogs hair.
9. Clean and polish your belly button.
10. Water your dog...see if he grows.
11. Wash a tree.
13. Knight yourself and some close friends.
14. Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
15. Flirt with an evergreen.
16. Scare Steven King.
17. Give your cat a mohawk.
18. Purr.
19. Mow your carpet.
20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
21. Whine
22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.
23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
25. Listen to a painting.
26. Play with matches.
27. Buff your cat.
28. Raise professional racing ferrets.
29. Paint your home...day-glo orange.
30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
31. Read Homer in the original Greek.
32. Learn Greek.
33. Change your mind.
34. Change it back.
35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
36. Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
37. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
38. Paint your windows.
39. Flash your goldfish.
40. Paint.
41. Smile.
42. Paint a smile.
43. Shoot at a fire hydrant.
44. Apologize to it.
45. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
46. Rotate your garden...daily.
47. Plant a shoe.
48. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you
and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
49. Sweat.
50. Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
51. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
52. Mix and match the parts.
53. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
54. Take your sofa for a walk.
55. Write a letter to Plato.
56. Mail it.
57. Start.
58. Stop.
59. Dial 911...breath heavily.
60. Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
61. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
62. Carry a tune.
63. Drop it to see if it breaks.
64. Starch your shoes.
65. Contemplate a cockroach.
66. Get a dog to chase your car.
67. Let him catch it.
68. Form a political party.
69. Throw a political party.
70. Climb a sidewalk.
71. Ride a loaf of bread.
72. Annoy yourself.
73. Get angry with yourself.
74. Stop speaking to yourself.
75. Kiss and make-up.
76. Stand on your head.
77. Stand on someone else's head.
78. Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
79. Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
80. Build a pyramid.
81. Paint your teeth.
82. Wear a salad.
83. Speak with a forked tongue.
84. MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
85. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
86. Shave a shrub.
87. Have a proton fight.
88. Watch a car rust.
89. Quiver.
90. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
91. Learn to type...with your toes.
92. Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
93. Mail it to a friend.
94. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
95. Be someone special.
96. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
97. Request covert assistance from the CIA.
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29 Fun things to do When Sales People Call

Tell them they must have the wrong number, only god lives here

When they call back, Tell them this is the devil?s residence

Tell them she/he can?t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.

Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.

Start telling them your life story

Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live

Reply to all their questions in song

Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language

Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)

As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly

Start trying to give them a psychological analysis

Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks

Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning

Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today

Describe your socks in detail

Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster

Whiningly tell thing that it is past your bedtime

Midway through the conversation say, "oh no Phil! You?ve done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! Where are we going to get the money for another funeral?"

Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes

Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!

Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender later tell them they were wrong

Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more

Burst into tears when they try to hang up and scream "Don?t leave Me!"

Tell them about the time when you got stuck in the doggy door

When they ask to speak to you spend a long time trying to decide if that really is your name and after you realize it is ask them to remind you of it occasionally

Proudly explain that they are the first person that you have spoken to since you return to Earth

In the middle of the conversation start humming the sesame street theme song, when they try to speak sound surprised and say, "Is someone there?"

Begin snoring

Gleefully explain that "they" have come for you and that you are going to a better place
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Things To Do Quote #23

35 fun things to do while driving
1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.
13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
24. If an fire truck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!
25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.
26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray for roadkill.
29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)
30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
31. Get in the fast lane and gradually... slow... down... to...a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"
34. Sing without having the radio on.
35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...
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Things To Do Quote #24

4 Things I've Learned in Life:
1. Live- Live life to the fullest everyday because you never know when it could end.
2. Laugh- If your laughing that means your having fun in life and your not worrying about little things.
3. Learn- Learn from your mistakes don't dwell on them. Just keep living
4. Love- Love as no one has ever hurt you cause its the best thing in life
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Things To Do Quote #25

40 ways to order a pizza the fun way...

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM.

11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

15. Stutter on the letter "p."

16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented.

21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

23. Change your accent every three seconds.

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

28. Rent a pizza.

29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.

30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

36. Imitate the order taker's voice.

37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

39. Play a sitar in the background.

40. Choose different pizzas for 10 minutes and then ask only for the box. And ask if a free toy comes with the box.

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Things To Do Quote #26

A good friend will say "don't do it." Your best friend will say "We need more fireworks" :)
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Things To Do Quote #27

A Great Thought:

"It is a long journey between A HUMAN BEING

&

BEING HUMAN

Let's travel atleast one step daily to cover the distance..!"
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Things To Do Quote #28

A paragraph must be like a ladies' skirt! short to keep intresting and long enough to hide essentials
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Things To Do Quote #29

a worker send a sms to his Boss ??I'm Sick cant not come to work today??
The Boss sms em back ??When i'm sick i kiss my wife ,try it??
2 hours later . . .
the worker replied to his Boss ??Now i'm feeling ok, your Wife is really sweet"
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Things To Do Quote #30

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