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After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy.
Anonymous

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After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
Anonymous
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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Ronnie Shakes
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Age only matters if you are a cheese.
Anonymous
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Agitator: A politician who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors to rid them of worms.
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
Anonymous
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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
Anonymous
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Anonymous
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
Anonymous
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
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Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Anonymous
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Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
Anonymous
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Alison Boulter
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Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.
Anonymous
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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
Anonymous
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An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
Anonymous
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
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At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close to them.
Emil Cioran
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Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
Doug Larson
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Bart! With ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!
Simpsons
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Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
Anonymous
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde
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Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
Anonymous
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Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.
Anonymous
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Beginner pilot rules:

1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
Anonymous
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
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Behold the flying elephant, one day it flies and one day it doesn't... today it doesn't.
Anonymous

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