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Lol Quote #1

(Jace) Is there anything special you want to see? Paris? Budapest? The Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Only if it falls on Sebastian's head, she thought.
Cassandra Clare

Lol Quote #2

(Sebastian) See, there you go. You're always looking at me like that.
Like what?
Like I burn down animal shelters for fun and light my cigarettes with orphans.
Cassandra Clare
Lol Quote #3

- You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!
- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful.
Soman Chainani
Lol Quote #4

..I resent the jerk part. I’m meaner than that....
Finn Marlowe
Lol Quote #5

What r u doing now?
I'm beating my dad at poker.
Picturing him with his family, I smiled.
Getting ready for bed.
Wish I was there.
My eyes widened. What the what?
Wait r u naked?
No!!! I sent back. Perv.
Damn, At least I have my imagination.
That's all you will ever have.
We'll c.
No you won't.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
Lol Quote #6

The Great and Tragic Love of Jonathan Shadowhunter and David the Silent, by ~~Clary Fray, Aged 17~~.
SIMON IT WAS BY SIMON NOT ME

(...) Jonathan Shadowhunter: Oh, David, I would trust you with my life!
David: Oh, Jonathan, I would sacrifice my own life for your holy mission! (He almost does)
Jonathan: (weeping) David, you must return to me! I need you! I cannot do this thing without you!
David: Lo, I return!
Jonathan: Zounds! I feel a great stirring in my pantaloons!
David: What doth thy pantalo
SIMON I WILL KILL YOU
Cassandra Clare
Lol Quote #7

?Es solo una hora ?empezó a decir de nuevo, pero la rabia de las multitudes tiene efectos secundarios: enturbia la mente y ensordece a sus víctimas. Debía cambiar de táctica?. ¡Mirad, el Rey de España!
Pero la rabia de las multitudes vuelve a las multitudes republicanas. Nadie miró.
?¡Mirad, Isabel Pantoja!
Pero la rabia de las multitudes vuelve a las multitudes aficionadas al jazz. Nadie miró.
?¡Mirad, Batman!
La rabia de las multitudes, naturalmente, no vuelve a las multitudes más crédulas. La pequeña y pizpireta azafata estaba a merced de las señoras con abanico. Ese es siempre el momento que elige el Séptimo de Caballería para llegar y salvar el día.
Rebeca Rus
Lol Quote #8

10:31pm
Janie drives home slowly, windows rolled down, hand ready on the parking brake. She takes Waverly. Past Cabel's house.
Nothing.
She falls into bed when she gets home.
There are no notes, no phone calls, no visits. Not that she was hoping for anything of course. That bastard.
Lisa McMann
Lol Quote #9

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.
James Patterson
Lol Quote #10

A member of one group told me that if i was really concerned about the liberation of Black people, i should quit school and get a job n a factory, that if i wanted to get rid of the system i would have to work at the factory and organize the workers. When i asked him why he wasn't working in a factory and organizing the workers, he told me that he was staying in school in order to organize the students. I told him i was working to organize the students too and that i felt perfectly certain that the workers could organize themselves without any college student doing it for them.

Some of these groups would come up with abstract intellectual theories, totally devoid of practical application, and swear they had the answers to the problems of the world. They attacked the Vietnamese for participating in the Paris peace talks, claiming that by negotiating the Viet Cong were selling out to the U.S. I think they got insulted when i asked them how a group of flabby white boys who couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag had the nerve to think they could tell the Viet Cong how to run their show.
Assata Shakur
Lol Quote #11

A penis is a penis, but a hard-on is more like a message you send to other people. It’s a desire, not a body part.”
Brandt swiveled his chair around to face Donnelly, “‘It’s a desire, not a body part’? What kind of fucked-up angry feminist book did you get that out of?”
--Donnelly & Brandt
Xavier Mayne
Lol Quote #12

Agatha, what do you see when you look in the mirror?
I don't look in mirrors.
Why is that?
Because horses and hogs don't sit around ogling their reflections!
Soman Chainani
Lol Quote #13

Aline! Isabelle looked appalled. You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
Cassandra Clare
Lol Quote #14

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. And if you can't be a unicorn, be an llama.
Elena Hadlow
Lol Quote #15

Always give 100%, unless you are giving your blood. You may want to keep some of that.
Brad West
Lol Quote #16

An animated conversation was in progress and the woman behind the counter started airing her views about a murder case that had created some stir in Algiers. A young commercial employee had killed an Algerian on a beach.
Albert Camus
Lol Quote #17

And for once i didn't look back.
Rick Riordan
Lol Quote #18

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll
-Kaname Kuran

I DONT WANT IT!
-Zero Kiryu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Juri Elizabeth Marin
Matsuri Hino
Lol Quote #19

And I've got THIS, I pulled out the signum and held it up for him to see, that says I'm kindred. And I've got THIS, I pointed at my head, that says I'm as smart as you. And I have THIS, I held up my middle finger, that says go to hell, you immortal bigot.
And with that I spun around and stomped out the door, filing the expression on Arthur's face in a mental folder labeled Kate's Proudest Moments.
Amy Plum
Lol Quote #20

And Talon did not understand – no, strike that, he didn‘t want to understand – why seeing Hawk and Roadkill together gave him a funny ache in the pit of his stomach. Every time he looked at Flit, the ache got worse.

He needed to get laid.
Agatha Bird
Lol Quote #21

And, Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, it's tradition for new arrivals to help with the pep rally.
Brooklyn quirked her lips in doubt. Tradition?
It's a new tradition, Amber shot back.
Clearly the deeper meaning of the word has escaped you.
Darynda Jones
Lol Quote #22

Angélique Sookie, toi qui es la beauté et la grâce incarnées, pardonne-moi. Je suis accablé à l'idée que cette ménade malfaisante et démoniaque ait pu oser violenter ce corps parfait et voluptueux qui est le tien, dans l'intention de faire parvenir un message à mon indigne et misérable personne.
Charlaine Harris
Lol Quote #23

Azdaha were no joke. ... Not much is known about this dragon [the aforementioned Gandarw], except that he apparently had yellow heels. I wonder why that was such an important detail. I mean if I were describing Godzilla, the color of his heels wouldn’t be the first thing I would mention.
Ilona Andrews
Lol Quote #24

Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.
Bob Dylan
Lol Quote #25

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster.
A.G. Howard
Lol Quote #26

Breast milk is big business. My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. We should consider opening a shop that caters to that market. We can call it 'The Milk Bar' or 'Mother's Milk'.

...Ethan slaps his hand on the counter. We can have ice cream made from that shit. He nods into my mother, stony faces, as if he didn't just let an expletive fly.
Addison Moore
Lol Quote #27

But psychology is passing into a less simple phase. Within a few years what one may call a microscopic psychology has arisen in Germany, carried on by experimental methods, asking of course every moment for introspective data, but eliminating their uncertainty by operating on a large scale and taking statistical means. This method taxes patience to the utmost, and could hardly have arisen in a country whose natives could be bored. Such Germans as Weber, Fechner, Vierordt, and Wundt obviously cannot ; and their success has brought into the field an array of younger experimental psychologists, bent on studying the elements of the mental life, dissecting them out from the gross results in which they are embedded, and as far as possible reducing them to quantitative scales. The simple and open method of attack having done what it can, the method of patience, starving out, and harassing to death is tried ; the Mind must submit to a regular siege, in which minute advantages gained night and day by the forces that hem her in must sum themselves up at last into her overthrow. There is little of the grand style about these new prism, pendulum, and chronograph-philosophers. They mean business, not chivalry. What generous divination, and that superiority in virtue which was thought by Cicero to give a man the best insight into nature, have failed to do, their spying and scraping, their deadly tenacity and almost diabolic cunning, will doubtless some day bring about.

No general description of the methods of experimental psychology would be instructive to one unfamiliar with the instances of their application, so we will waste no words upon the attempt.
William James
Lol Quote #28

Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.
Nenia Campbell
Lol Quote #29

Can we swim? Sky asks, resting her chin on my shoulder.
Did you bring a suit? Please say no, please say no...
Yeah.
Crap. Great.
Jolene Perry
Lol Quote #30

Caring about him was like trying to love a tree stump - a cold, mean-spirited paternalistic tree stump. With fungus.
Cecily White

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