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  • Geek Quote #1

    'nerd' and 'geek' mean that you carry intelligence beyond common sense.

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  • Geek Quote #2

    (mathematician love letter)


    Dear love

    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in Trigonometric plane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my
    heart was a null set, but when a vector of Magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you
    into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
    You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
    personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
    With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

    Cheers

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  • Geek Quote #3

    ------Jocks vs Nerds----

    Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

    If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
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  • Geek Quote #4

    -you have a phone for a reason, to talk to people. Answer phone calls. And REPLY TEXTS! What's your use in your phone?

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  • Geek Quote #5


    Sad are only those who understand.

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  • Geek Quote #6

    1+1 is not 2..its 10..
    if you dont get it go to your local techie or google "binary"

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  • Geek Quote #7

    127.0.0.1 is where the heart is.

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  • Geek Quote #8

    1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

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  • Geek Quote #9

    9x-7i > 3(3x-7u) = i <3 u :)

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  • Geek Quote #10

    A community is not a community of disembodied spoken statements, in part because the most important aspect of the communication that people have is emotional, and one often communicates emotion not in terms of the text but as a subtext. The physical body is not irrelevant to a human community. The emotional subtext of human communication is crucial to human thought. It isn't a footnote. Too many computer scientists don't understand this.

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  • Geek Quote #11

    A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

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  • Geek Quote #12

    A fresh pair of eyes can change the landscape of any problem.

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  • Geek Quote #13

    A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

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  • Geek Quote #14

    A man needs the feelings of kindness to think great than thinking of the greatness to feel good.

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  • Geek Quote #15

    A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax

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  • Geek Quote #16

    A person who is inherently and intuitively curious is often intellectually and distinctly very serious towards his roles and responsibilities in life.

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  • Geek Quote #17

    A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.

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  • Geek Quote #18

    A typical Yahoo! inbox : Inbox(0), Junk(9855210)

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  • Geek Quote #19

    Absolute addressing corrupts absolutely

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  • Geek Quote #20

    ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!

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  • Geek Quote #21

    Actually Life is Binary. It is Love that makes it Fuzzy.

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  • Geek Quote #22

    Ah a button, perhaps I'll give it a press!

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  • Geek Quote #23

    Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.

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  • Geek Quote #24

    Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.

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  • Geek Quote #25

    Algebra is for lovers!

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  • Geek Quote #26

    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second orders half a beer the third asks for a quarter of a beer. Before the next one can speak, the bartender says "You're all idiots," and pours two beers.

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  • Geek Quote #27

    And God reached for his keyboard and pushed CTRL+ALT+SMITE and started over from scratch

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  • Geek Quote #28

    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

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  • Geek Quote #29

    As a development process, chaos does not scale well.

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  • Geek Quote #30

    Awesome As Prime

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