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Funny Sayings Quote #1

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Anonymous

Funny Sayings Quote #2

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
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Funny Sayings Quote #3

A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
Funny Sayings Quote #4

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
Funny Sayings Quote #5

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
Frank Zappa
Funny Sayings Quote #6

A penny saved is ridiculous.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #7

A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #8

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #9

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Alison Boulter
Funny Sayings Quote #10

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #11

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
Funny Sayings Quote #12

Buy our alarm clock and you will sleep soundly.
Rastko Zakic
Funny Sayings Quote #13

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Dave Barry
Funny Sayings Quote #14

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #15

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Jerry Garcia
Funny Sayings Quote #16

Do you want to feel the breath of one near you? Do you want to feel them touching you and petting you? Take public transit.
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Funny Sayings Quote #17

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #18

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
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Funny Sayings Quote #19

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #20

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Albert King
Funny Sayings Quote #21

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #22

Gasoline is getting more expensive because transporting it costs more when it gets more expensive.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #23

Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
Benjamin Franklin
Funny Sayings Quote #24

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #25

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
Benjamin Franklin
Funny Sayings Quote #26

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen
Funny Sayings Quote #27

He who laughs last didn't get it.
Helen Giangregorio
Funny Sayings Quote #28

He who laughs.....lasts.
Erma Bombeck
Funny Sayings Quote #29

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
Anonymous
Funny Sayings Quote #30

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Anonymous

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