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Facebook Quote #1

Alright, why hasn’t Facebook added a Dislike button yet?!
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Facebook Quote #2

Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!
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Facebook Quote #3

Face your problems, don't facebook them.
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Facebook Quote #4

Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, “Go f-ck yourself.
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Facebook Quote #5

Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don't know.
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Facebook Quote #6

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.
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Facebook Quote #7

Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t even know!
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Facebook Quote #8

Facebook is proof that the world is terminally bored.
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Facebook Quote #9

Facebook says we're ‘Friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!
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Facebook Quote #10

Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’.
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Facebook Quote #11

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
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Facebook Quote #12

Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this F-ckbook. Picture looking good, but in person…Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can't Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. Posting on her page, stealing your Bitchbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don't ever need T.V. sh-t is here - Newsbook!
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Facebook Quote #13

Facebook: at least you don’t have to buy gas to get there!
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Facebook Quote #14

Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.
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Facebook Quote #15

Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face!
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Facebook Quote #16

I bet you think this status is about you, don’t you, don’t you? You’re so vain!
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Facebook Quote #17

I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, ‘Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!'
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Facebook Quote #18

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
Anonymous
Facebook Quote #19

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Clinton Thomas
Facebook Quote #20

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Anonymous
Facebook Quote #21

I’m waiting to see the first ‘Intervention’ episode on A&E for a Facebook addict.
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Facebook Quote #22

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Anonymous
Facebook Quote #23

Instead of Facebook asking ‘What’s on your mind?”, it should probably ask “WTF is YOUR problem?
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Facebook Quote #24

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
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Facebook Quote #25

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
Anonymous
Facebook Quote #26

Posting my thoughts for the day: ……… done.
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Facebook Quote #27

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
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Facebook Quote #28

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like!
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Facebook Quote #29

The only way the world is going to end in 2012 is if Facebook is taken off of the internet!
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Facebook Quote #30

The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?
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