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Engineering Quote #1

'' what is your working time??
..from morning to eternity...''
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Engineering Quote #2

* SOFTWARE ENGINEERS LIFE:

Most irritating moment
- Morning alarm :)

Most difficult task
- To find SOCKS \m/

Most Dreadful Journey
- Way to client location

Most lovely time
- Weekend masti and fun

Most tragic moment
- Getting an unexpected and unknown bug in the code

Most wonderful news.
- Software is going into the production without any errors or problems.
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Engineering Quote #3

?The day people will start using their learner's instincts instead of the survival instincts in the education, our society will no longer be a place where education kills your knowledge.?
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Engineering Quote #4

1 stone is enough to break a glass.

1 sentence is enough to break a heart.

1 second is enough to fall in love.
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But why d hell 1 chapter is not
enough to pass in exam...???
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Engineering Quote #5

A conversation between an architect and an engeenier-
Enge: Hey man,what is wrongly designed in the structure of a woman?
Arch: Aaah sir,the only problem is that the centre of entertainment is too close to the sewage system.
Enge: Yaah i see!
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Engineering Quote #6

A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible.
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Engineering Quote #7

A real engineer strives until he gets the desired output.......
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Engineering Quote #8

Aerospace Engineers make aircraft,
Armament Engineers make weapons to destroy those aircraft, AND
Avionics Engineers help both.
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Engineering Quote #9

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
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Engineering Quote #10

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Engineering Quote #11

An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
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Engineering Quote #12

An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
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Engineering Quote #13

Be the first, Do the new, Only then you will learn..And that makes people remember you long...
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Engineering Quote #14

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
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Engineering Quote #15

design is not just what it looks like and feels like. design is how it works
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Engineering Quote #16

Disrupt what corrupts and invent with benevolent intent.
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Engineering Quote #17

Doing things the shortest or easiest way is an engineer by trade?
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Engineering Quote #18

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself
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Engineering Quote #19

Either You are a Born Engineer or by Experience, but not just by Degree.....
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Engineering Quote #20

Engineer as a Designer of the Human Body

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, ``It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.''
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Another said, ``No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections.''

The last said, ``Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?''
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Engineering Quote #21

Engineering is a great profession. There is the satisfaction of watching a figment of the imagination emerge through the aid of science to a plan on paper. Then it moves to realisation in stone or metal or energy. Then it brings homes to men or women. Then it elevates the standard of living and adds to the comforts of life. This is the engineer's high privilege.
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Engineering Quote #22

Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia; engineering is not merely analysis; engineering is not merely the possession of the capacity to get elegant solutions to non-existent engineering problems; engineering is practicing the art of the organized forcing of technological change... Engineers operate at the interface between science and society...
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Engineering Quote #23

ENGINEERING-AN ART OF MAKING THINGS INTERESTING EASIER AND FRIENDLY
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Engineering Quote #24

Engineering: is my dream, passion,aim.
it is craziest part of my life...
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Engineering Quote #25

Engineering: where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Ooompa-Loompas of science.
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Engineering Quote #26

Engineers are the BEST boyfriends
ALL these ARE facts .. so.. here goes..

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle.
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. ''-

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness.
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

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Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer as your boyfriend!
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Engineering Quote #27

enigeenring is like sex you have to keep exploring
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Engineering Quote #28

Every technological success is hailed as a great scientific achievement; every technological disaster is deemed an engineering failure.
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Engineering Quote #29

First we started by sitting down to use them; then we started carrying them around. Next, we started wearing them. Now the proposal is that they are implanted in us. May we be separate from this thing we have come to know as the computer.
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Engineering Quote #30

Flying a machine is bravery....Engineering a flying machine is brainy.....
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