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About Life Quote #1

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Anonymous

About Life Quote #2

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred Allen
About Life Quote #3

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Mark Twain
About Life Quote #4

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Anonymous
About Life Quote #5

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Anonymous
About Life Quote #6

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
Anonymous
About Life Quote #7

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
Doug Larson
About Life Quote #8

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
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About Life Quote #9

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
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About Life Quote #10

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
About Life Quote #11

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
About Life Quote #12

Enjoy your life thoroughly, the same way you wash your clothes.
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About Life Quote #13

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
David Letterman
About Life Quote #14

Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married.
Anonymous
About Life Quote #15

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Anonymous
About Life Quote #16

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
Anonymous
About Life Quote #17

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
Anonymous
About Life Quote #18

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
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About Life Quote #19

I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
Anonymous
About Life Quote #20

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Savannah Highnote
About Life Quote #21

I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.
Anonymous
About Life Quote #22

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
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About Life Quote #23

I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.
Steven Alexander Wright
About Life Quote #24

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Anonymous
About Life Quote #25

I like life. It's something to do.
Ronnie Shakes
About Life Quote #26

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
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About Life Quote #27

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
About Life Quote #28

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
About Life Quote #29

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
About Life Quote #30

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz

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