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  • Word Junkies Quote #1

    A tree with red leaves is like an old man with gray hair. Likewise, my love for you was blue, but now it’s orange, and that’s a compliment.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #2

    A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #3

    A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #4

    After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #5

    All my failures as a human being I blame on my father. Life is about accepting responsibility, and it’s time my father started being held accountable for my deficiencies.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #6

    All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #7

    An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #8

    An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #9

    Angels walk amongst those with broken wings. Those with broken wings only need to be given a little love before their hearts can flutter and take flight once again.
    -Amanda Mosher and Jarod Kintz

    Amanda Mosher

  • Word Junkies Quote #10

    Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #11

    App idea: in real time track trends as swarms of keywords form, and use this data to invest in the next unicorn #startup.

    You'll be able to ride that #startup unicorn like you are Billy the Kid, as you watch your profits shoot up.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #12

    Are you tired, irritable, or suffering rom heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #13

    As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #14

    As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #15

    As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #16

    As the ice melted, we fell in love—slowly. I just wish the ice were in two glasses of vodka, and not surrounding our bodies.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #17

    Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #18

    At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #19

    Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #20

    Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #21

    Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #22

    Before the NSA there was the Catholic Church. What is confessional if not a place to gather secrets? No wonder the church had all the power.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #23

    Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #24

    Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #25

    Being invisible because you're stealthy is glorious, but being invisible because you're irrelevant is worthless. That's not worth nothing, that's worth less than nothing, because both your net worth and your self-worth are impacted. Be visible. Grow your personal brand.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #26

    Better than learning how to speak a foreign language, is to start speaking the truth. But few people will listen, because they just don’t understand.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #27

    Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.

    Dave Eggers

  • Word Junkies Quote #28

    Both of the items were used in an attempted murder, but hers was a dagger, and mine was a baby’s rubber bottle nipple. That was the last time I took a stab at love.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #29

    Branding is marketing and networking. It’s netmarking.

    Jarod Kintz

  • Word Junkies Quote #30

    Buy one I love you for $3.99. Buy twelve for $48.00. That’s a savings of twelve cents—directly into my bank account. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD—Objects not intended for individuals who tend to put forever objects in their mouths.

    Jarod Kintz

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